Monday

Wow. This is really awkward.

There is a guy on MySpace who randomly added me a couple of months ago, and after looking through his photos, I'm pretty sure I want to marry him.

But the thing is.. I think I sent him like a "Hey.. What's up.. Thanks for the add.. Do I know you?" complimentary comment, and he sent me one back.. And that's it.

How the fuck am I supposed to propose? An internet high 5 to the person who gets him to say yes.


Hello, Heathcliff. We'll have to do something about that nose ring, won't we. *so cute*

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I usually use a technique to help pick up in which I tell the subject of my desires that I've been sent back from the future and that if I don't get their number right then and there that machines will become self-aware and take over the planet. 99% success rate on that one.

Or let me hook up with him and swing in and pick him up on the rebound. I'm like good luck chuck, but not as good looking or comedic.