Lady Madonna

It's nice to see that with a little photoshopping and a really fit naked guy in the background that Madonna's still got it.

But then again, my mind keeps coming back to slightly-attractive-very-loose-but-a-bit-too-old maths teacher preying on just-another-thing-to-boast-about-in-the-locker-room high school jock.

 

 Madonna wasn't well that day, so Lindsay Lohan jumped in. 

Lou Carpenter - LIKE A BOSS

Erinsborough - LIKE A BOSS
Stealing fiances - LIKE A BOSS
Fled to Queensland - LIKE A BOSS
Came back - LIKE A BOSS

Three wives - LIKE A BOSS
Three divorces - LIKE A BOSS
Three children - LIKE A BOSS
Never see ‘em - LIKE A BOSS

Kidney problems - LIKE A BOSS
Kidney transplant - LIKE A BOSS
Accused of thievery - LIKE A BOSS
Moved around - LIKE A BOSS

Went to jail - LIKE A BOSS
Blackmailed Izzy - LIKE A BOSS
Rival stores - LIKE A BOSS
Out of business - LIKE A BOSS

Internet girlfriend - LIKE A BOSS
She was Russian - LIKE A BOSS
Big mistake - LIKE A BOSS
Her name was Mishka- LIKE A BOSS

Delinquent daughter - LIKE A BOSS
Accused a teacher - LIKE A BOSS
Failed paternity - LIKE A BOSS
Left with her Dad - LIKE A BOSS

Harold got cancer - LIKE A BOSS
Heart attack - LIKE A BOSS
No will to live - LIKE A BOSS
Back to Queensland - LIKE A BOSS

Harry Ramsay - LIKE A BOSS
Applied Guardianship - LIKE A BOSS
Looking good - LIKE A BOSS
Stole from Paul - LIKE A BOSS

Foster Care - LIKE A BOSS
Abusive household - LIKE A BOSS
Kidnapping charges - LIKE A BOSS
Denied Guardianship - LIKE A BOSS

And the saga continues.

Natalie Bassingthwaighte's film debut.

"Prey" opened in Australia to 3 theatres on May 7. In its opening weekend, Prey took a very disappointing $342 over the 3 cinemas, average $114 per theatre. Each theatre had (on average) 3 sessions per day over the weekend, meaning that just over $12.60 was made per session. According to the average price of an adult cinema tickets, this equates to just one Adult going to see Prey per session. It has also been reported that Prey will only be in cinemas for one week, followed by a DVD release.

Any movie that ends in Natalie Bassingthwaighte's unborn child being eaten by a snake is good enough for me.