Oh boo, you whore.

I really wanted to get a Kurt Halsey tattoo, something tiny and inconspicuous, not at all large and "look at me, I'm going to look teenile when I'm 40 and just plain old stupid when I'm 60"

Now, I'm beginning to reconsider, on these grounds..

This shot, unfortunately, reminds me of the 'before' snaps of Extreme Makeover or something of the sort. Fuck the boob lift and lipo even if she does need it..

Oh baby, get a REFUND.

Yeah I'd slit my wrists too if I had to get that as a matching tattoo

And so, you see now why if I was to get ink by this cutesy little designer person, I would be getting his cod fish or fruit bats or something. And I would be getting them very small, somewhere where no one could post them on the internet. Like this.

Goodnight skankrags ;)