10 vague things I want right now..

These are ten things I need in my life. Only once I had these things would people say "ohh.. THAT'S why she's like that."

1. A black, british boyfriend. Not unlike Kele from Bloc Party. This way, I could name my children whatever I want and people would be like, "what an awesome name!! So unique!! And so beautiful, just like their mother." Yes. Kele, if you're reading, comment me for my number ;)

I'll be waiting!!

2. Red hair. Oh whatever shut up. I'm talking like, coutry cottage red hair. Photo shoot for Frankie red hair. Isla Fischerman red hair. Isla Fischer red hair. That nice red hair that skaters diss but fashionistas wish they had. This, I have decided, will actually give me an excuse for never, EVER being able to achieve a tan. And, maybe, Sacha Baron Cohen will mistake me for his gorgeous fiancé and we will snog. I love you, Sacha!!

I'm still waiting for you though, Kele!!

3. A well fit British accent. SO cute. Geez, just make me British. Don't get me wrong, I looove Australia.. But I just think some part of me was born British.

Comin for you, Kele!!

4. Steering away from this subject, I need magical powers. Or, just skills in wizardry and illusion. If you are wondering why I need skills in magic, I suggest you think about it for a second--I COULD DO ANYTHING I WANT. Like dupe money. Dye my hair red without waiting 25-40 minutes and still get the perfect shade. Shape shift into Isla Fischer with a cute British accent. Make Kele marry me. MAGIC IS THE SPICE OF LIFE.

5. A Little Black Dress in every designer label I can think of. I will be that girl with red hair and a cute British accent who wears Little Black Designer Dresses everywhere she goes, and if anyone has something shit to say about it, I'll magic them to heck.

6. I think for a week or two, I need to be dating Tom from MySpace. Seriously.. Have you ever looked at the other photos on his MySpace? I love him =) I want him to marry me. I think I'll ask him to marry me. But first I'm gonna have to fly him out to Australia to "do a national report on him" or something. Mmm.. Tommm.. So what if he's 33 and single?! He owns MySpace.

You WILL succumb to my magic, Tom.

I love you, Kele!!

7. I need to be on Neighbours. Seriously, if I'm ever going to make it in the music business, I need to be on Neighbours. HOWEVER.. If I want to make it on Neighbours, I probably need to be on Australian Idol first. It's a catch 22. I'll use my magic. Seriously, I knew my magic would come in handy, and nooooo one believed me. WELL. Here we are, and how do I get in to Neighbours? Oh! MAGIC!! Snap.

8. V.I.P membership into everywhere. Self explanatory.

9. Oh, uhh.. Just an iPhone. You know. An iPhone. I need an iPhone very, very badly.

10. Uhm.. I can't think of anything, once I've got the magic everything else sorta falls into place.

British, ranga, iPhone, LBD, magic, Tom from MySpace.. Everything is gonna be ok. I totally am lovin' life.. Well, the life I will soon live, anyway ;)

HEY KELE!!