Monday

This is gross

I really, really like English. Fave subject at school etc, really proud to have such a distinguished and amazing language..
Anyway. It makes me pretty knotty when I see stuff like this:

"I wuz finkin de same ting

luks lyke an well worn,

derefoar probbublee well lubbed

suffied animalz.

lykez sum wee won tossed asyde

to run foar de cheezburgerz"


"I lyked dat sawng ur wurdz mayded ma brain heer.

ah can haz helpinz wif da offer vurses? pleese?

but kiteh iz nevur aside
unless iz his choosn

an kiteh iz surley stuffed
wif luv fur his hoomin

an he letz da lil hooman run
cauz
bestest bud ‘ll bring da ketteh sum…

Chezeburgrs!"




Just two of the 191 comments on this:


Not funny. Not clever. Not witty.. Not cute.

Maybe, perhaps.. It's not even English. But some pathetic derivative that people have developed over the past few years and somehow incorporated into their daily internet lives. I regret stumbling upon this immensely. Whoever started Lolspeak.. Shame on you. I fucking HATE you for making me want to vomit in my mouth every time I check up on Fail Blog (full of laughs unfortunately) or other guilty pleasures of the language impaired.

I just really, really hate you, ok?

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