He's Just Not That Into You

Fucking worst book in the world.

I want to see the movie, because seriously, if I had a blindfold, I would melt all over Justin Long and his husky, husky voice. And because of it's hyped "all star cast" etc.

So, I got the book along with my first boyfriend, I suppose so I didn't get shattered when I broke up with him and he begged me to come to his house and watch Jackass.. Never read it!! I think that was a fairly wise decision on my part. Fuck you, Hollywood!! Why did you make me read this book!!?! A few chapter names..

Ch. 2: He's Just Not That Into You If He's Not Calling You.

Ch. 4: He's Just Not That Into You If He's Not Having Sex With You

Ch. 7: He's Just Not That Into You If He Doesn't Want To Marry You

Ch. 11: He's Just Not That Into You If He's a Selfish Jerk, a Bully or a Really Big Freak.

Ok, soo.. people with no credit, Christians, casual daters or selfish people aren't allowed to have feelings? Golly, this book is so stupid!! And it totally made me feel shit about myself too, which I really fucking need.

For realsies, I would write out some of the stuff but it just makes me want to cry. They're asking women to be so fucking needy and now I feel really self conscious.




Oh yeah, to the guy I've been not-dating for the last month, can you call me? Because apparently I'm in a one-sided relationship, and you're just not that into me. And fo sheezy, I'm supposed to realise that and be happy.. (??) But if I realise that I'm gonna cry something chronic.

He's Just Not That Into You by Greg Behrendt and Liz Tuccillo. Half a fucking star.