1. Play Solitaire with the following settings: Classic Deck, red felt. (Because red felt makes you feel nice where it matters)
2. When the King of Spades and the Jack of Clubs come up.. Get yo fucking drool on.
Seriously, I couldn't believe it!! These cards are now my new fantasy!! I totally get it now why 30 year old men get all happy when they see pixies and shit on their x box or whatever.
Anyway. They're fucking hot as man. Next costume party I am so getting someone to dress up as King of Spades. And they will do it, because they know that they're gonna get laaaaaaid if they do.
Oh King Of Spades.. You are so rugged and masculine.. Authority and domination seeps through your pixelated pores..
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Boys will go gaga over Queen of Clubs me thinks. Doesn't she look like she has a tight little virgin ass? (Erotica Plus fuck you!!)
Boys will go gaga over Queen of Clubs me thinks. Doesn't she look like she has a tight little virgin ass? (Erotica Plus fuck you!!)
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