Aww man..

I am obsessed with quizzes and shit. Seriously, if you're my friend on MySpace.. I really don't apologise for clogging up your bulletin space. I love quizzes. They rule my life. Unfortunately.. I don't think I know 7 people with blogs that I can pass on the chain thing to!! Plus, reading through Miss. Awesome's I realised.. These are all things that I would put as my answers!! This will definitely be tricky. In saying that.. I do love a challenge ;)

1) Even in winter, I sleep with the fan on. Sure I sleep with 4 doonas.. But there's a nice fresh breeze flowing across my face to keep me regulated.

2) I want a scorpion. I know where you can get them. I won't tell you because I don't want you to go and buy them all so I'll go there and be like "yo dawg can I have a you-know-what" and they'll be like "yo man get the fuck outta my office. We don't sell nona that shit any more." And I will have just made a stern enemy with the people at Allen's Pet Shop Kotara because you bought all their scorpions.

Shit.

3) I hate my father for valid reasons. There are great qualities I wish I could bring out in him.. But I barely speak to this man, and when I do he controls me like we interact everyday. I try to live my life answering to 3 figures: God, myself, and the law. Unfortunately, my father is the law. I hate that I can have such little respect for the person that gave me life. But shit. He is a fucking asshole. And so is that trophy piece he married.

4) I want to make cupcakes professionally. I make a fucking meannn cupcake.

5) My entire life is a novelty item. I exist for novelty items. Plastic budgies, pet ferrets, wind up rabbits, Everything A Teenage Boy Should Know.. Shit man, I'm no teenage boy.. I don't own a garden.. I don't like Kentucky.. I just enjoy the novelty.

6) I am afraid of my own indecision, because I know that it will hurt me one day.

7) I'm staying in Newcastle on a chance. A hope. A prayer. I know that I will fuck it up eventually.. But hopefully by that time I'll be long gone.

I am the master of packing up and fucking off.

So uhh.. Here are the like, 2 people I could think of.. But if those 2 people do this, then you have to name 7. Don't forget.

1. Milney

2. Sheree

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