Just fuck off.

I had 3 conversations today.

The first was with my boss, telling me I was fired.

The second was with my bank, telling me I had no money.

The third was with some crazy lady telling me to stop trying to steal her friend's boyfriend.

Very, very sad right now. And seeing as I have no money I can't get fucked off my face to fix it. I have 3 packs of cigarettes and half a bottle of bourbon. And that's it. After they're gone, my life is officially over.



I have to hand in my keys today at work--sorry, OLD work. And try to ask them for payslips and a separation certificate without bursting into tears over the fact that I'm unemployed AGAIN and I know it's not because of "staff cut backs," it's because I had a seizure at work and they're trying to avoid a law suit.

WHY DO I HAVE $100 MISSING FROM MY BANK ACCOUNT?! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!



Everyone can just fuck off for all I care. Not that you have much choice, seeing as I dropped my phone down the toilet yesterday while I was cleaning it and so now I have no phone. Try as you will, you can't ever make this right.