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Crazy white girl seeks pretend boyfriend. Someone who can help me out by acting like my boyfriend until I get a real one.


I'm a total trophy wife, heaps good at listening and being supportive etc.. And I'll totally promote anything you want me tooooo.

We will communicate by text or email, and talk about couplish things. Uhm.. I like guys who look like indie rockers. Y'know.. Longish hair, Haven't shaved in a while.. Black jeans and a baggy shirt.. Does drugs and comes home late. That sort of thing. But I don't have too much of a "type"..........

So, send me a photo and a brief description of yourself, and if I like you I'll stick you in the top 5 and get my friends to vote. Or, if you're totally outstanding (so do make the effort) I'll just pick you automatically.


P.S/ I have contacts high up, so you want this. But if you can't spell, I WILL pretend dump you. And we will NEVER pretend to get back together.


Good luck?












Oh, pps. I'm not desperate. Just bored.