What makes the world taste good

Shia:
---"My ideal man would be a cross between shakespeare and the 2003 benji madden.. And james dean. And the guy sitting next to me at the bus stop."
---"Haha yesterday, marika admitted she thought Arnold was hot... Then I told her I thought stan from south park was hot... And we agreed that i was weirder... So i didn't tell her about kenny lol"
---"*moves hands as though driving- makes signal of an afro to signify michael, son of kelvin*"
---"Hunting for Melanie?"
---"Pony"
---"Vaguely... It's funny coz we were discussing sophie's ex boyfriends... It's as though Alexia were one of them..."
---":-O mel kirim's status is now 'in a relationship'"
---"I think you spell it 'kelly rowland'"
---"Haha. The one who used to wear blue lip gloss... I was like 'it's luca! From carinya! and all she said was 'lol oops'. I think i'm gunna go cry..."
---"One word.. McFly."
---"Next thing we know, you'll be getting 'LIGW' tattooed on your forehead."
---"I heard that Sneaky Sound System song and it reminded me of that time we were out on that jetty and we saw that UFO... Which was probably just a sattelite..."


Sharyn:
---"Sharyn Sharyn Sharyn, Sharyn Sharyn Sharyn Sharyn. I love you xx"
---"What the Fuck? Im so drunk"
---"OHMYGOD!! THATS AWESOME!! Yay!! Thats so awesome! Im ever so happy for u.. Cant wait to watch it with u.. I love u both xx"
---"'Saving for a diggers membership?' Priceless. Haha."
---"Ah, this time last weekend we were roaming the streets of Tamworth, probably at the Central or walking to Fleco's... Good times good times."
---"Please fondle my DOODLE"
---"ere..."
---"I thought"
---"Love ya too mate lol"
---"To Sharyn. I love you. And i just saw melanie. She loves her thumb "
---"SHARYN"
---"So I'm in kmart plaza. I see a jacket... I hear a swoosh... I see the nails... And there he is... Nananananananana COLES MAN!!"
---"I want your mingey minge... In my room..."


Muggle Slut:
---"I also like ham and cheese toasties."
---"You're more of a mole."
---"Give me my wand, Tom."
---"You suck wang lol."
---"Fat"
---"Lovely"
---"FUCK"
---"I love you my fat tam. Haha xxxxx"
---"Tamie is fat but I like it"







P.S get me a good christmas present coz I got you good ones