Wednesday

OPEN PARTY AT MY PLACE

ALSO, if you tried messaging me lately, I have no cred - phone, street or otherwise. It seems that since I started selling cock rings, dildos and inter racial porn people have messaged me much more frequently.


We also have a lot of other porn. Ask me to buy it for you if you're embarrassed or under age coz it's all pretty good. Nifty Fifties is a good one if you're having naughty dreams about your granny, Fuck Me In The Ass For Hours is another good one.. Fairly self explanatory. Gulp Fiction sounds nice.. I think I'll put that one on next time I'm working.

Yeah. My life is goooood. I get to watch porn and stick batteries in vibrating fists to see if they work all day. Right now, awesome is my first, second and last name.


P.S/ There is no party at my place. I will not buy you porn if you ask me.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Gulp Fiction caught my eye but the vibrating fists kept me reading. Keep up the bi-logging, it's radical.

You have my dream job. Jealous like a fox.