I just cannot believe the selfishness of some people.

Dylan won't wear a vest to Crystal's Christmas Cocktail Conglomeration. Selfish selfish man. But that's ok, whatever. I won't let him wear a full suit.. I never should have put that fucking idea in his head.

Well. I got mine. I'm buying him this jumper, and he'll wear it.


Pretty sure there's semen on the arm. Oh yeah Dyl. You got served.