Tuesday

Polar Bears from Australia?

Fuck you, Fred Flare!!

I thought you were internationally shipping, at last!!
Instead, you give me an email full of shitty little hand crafted toys that are apparently polar bears but resemble something far more sinister to me.

EXPORTING!! EXPORTING TO SOMEWHERE THAT DOESN'T IMPORT BACK INTO THIS COUNTY!! FUCK YOU, FRED FLARE!! FUCK YOU!!

*sigh* I'm so bitter. Job hunting gets me dowwwwwn.

His name is Murray. Sorta like, Temika Murray.. But uglier.




Uhh.. Check out this photo. I did this once. Not in the same words, though. More along the lines of.. Bron: Door is locked, key is in key spot. Where we hide the key. Gangstas: Door is ultra locked. You will never find the key so don't bother.

Oh yeah. I have an ultra locking door. Hard core.

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