CONS
First and foremost, I HAVE NOT HAD THE INTERNET FOR THE LAST 4 DAYS. Yes, this may seem petty and materialistic, and I should probably find something better to do with my days, but WHATEVER. You can go shove it up your arse if you think that you're going to change the way I live. Oh wow. You don't and you completely understand my dependance on the internet and celebrity gossip?? Thank you, kind person.
Secondly, my old boss won't give me a Seperation Certificate so I can't go on Centrelink. In a way, it's a blessing in disguise because I HATE Centrelink and really have tried very hard NOT to go on payments, however I really do want money.. So this ends up on the cons rack too.
We are house-and-dog-sitting for some friends and it is a beautiful house and Alfie is a gorgeous little labradoodle puppy.. But we have to respect their house rahh rahh rahh.. So mum decides that we should also look after my cousins tonight. This means that all they are is noisy and they are from a different 'hood so they don't resect the way they should. It's pretty awkward trying to tell them that outside toys stay outside and inside toys stay inside and there's a 1wk old baby next door so they can't be screaming at the top of their lungs at 830 at night. I am very much NOT ready for children. At all. But meh whatever. That's why I don't have kids.
Fourth is that I still do not have $50 to cover this formal thingy crappy blahh blahh.
And finally, I am on someone else's computer being stupid and pathetic and their webcam is a little worse than mine. And it can't do the cool things mine can. And I don't know where to store the pictures to or anything.. Wahh wahh *cries* What a baby. I would like to see the pros list now.
PROS
I got a job interview!! At Subway at Market Town and also at Hunter Street. Which is cool because they're owned by the same people so I only have to go for one interview, then they say OH HAII I LUV YU SoOoOoOo MUCH THT I'M GUNNA LETCHU CHOSE WERE YU WERK!! And I'll be like uhh.. Wherever that sentence isn't working. Except I would like a job, so wherever you're willing to hire me is good enough. I GOT AN INTERVIEW!! And the guy was so.. Happy. It was kinda weeeeird. And he was really nice though so I was like meh I'm happy, you're happy, it works!! And I told them I'd work a week for free as a trial so they know that I don't have any anger issues after "the incident" (gawsh) or whatever.
SARAH PALIN!! OMG!! I feel like Rove because this is yesterday's news (damn my shitty computer), but SHIT MAN!! Over US$220,000 has been spent on her campaign clothes!! Seriously dude.. If I was American, I'd be voting Obama as president coz Palin will just spend allllllll your non-existant dollars on suit jackets, turtlenecks, knee-length black skirts and ugly square-toed boots. JUST A HEADS UP FROM YOUR MATES DOWN SOUTH.
Of course then is the notable Summer 08/09 collection from Maise which I am just completely and utterly head over heels in loooove with. Dead set. I am seriously in awe of everything. I have like, 20 favourites.. So in the spirit of cutting my list of things in half, I have listed like.. 10 haha.
EMERGENCY CON!!!
Picture link thingy is apparently unavailable on this computer. I even allowed fucking pop-ups. YOU. ARE. GAY. Well motherfucker, they have the hyperlink to do with what they will and I hope that y'all are happy coz you just ruined my big happy feeling for this news wahhhhhh again with the crying..
The Middle Men XD
These are things that have come to my attention within the last week, and I'm not sure yet whether they are good OR bad. I really, honestly am not.
This truly is a mind blower (for me): Walking down the street listening to Peace Train by Cat Stevens and waving at the army tank burrrring down the main street of Newcastle. I was happy thinking about world peace and they looked like they were having a good time so I was all OH HAII!! And then I was like wait.. What if they were like.. Training to BOMB US ALL. Hopefully they would spare my life because I was nice to them. Naww I have my ties to the army an' all, as tender and fragile as they may be, but it still creeps me out that a tank getting caught in mainstream traffic could soon hit a little too close to home. Sorry buddy, war and curfew or whatever just aint my thing.
SECONDLY AND MOST IMPORTANTLY.. If you have known me for any substantial amount of time (and when I say substantial I mean since 7 years) or if you were in Mrs. Hilder and Mr. Cossgrove's year 9 magazine class or WHATEVER then you will know that I had VERY short hair in year 5 due to the fact that my mum was a douchebag and that in the very same year I thought it would be "hip" and "cool" to CRIMP my hair on photo day and ended up going to school with some crazy white afro thing that was flat on top. I looked like a homeless person from the early 80s. It was CRAZY.
So why I would ever want a summer bob is beyond me.. I have relished in my flowing locks (HA) for as long as I can, scared that my mother will have cut them off in my sleep (however even she now has learnt her lesson I think, seeing as I was the most nerdy person in school for a looong time) Back on to the subject.. I REALLY WANT TO CUT MY HAIR!! Not extremely short, but sort of half way up my neck. It's only hair, right? It'll grow back, right? RIGHT?!?! Oh man, this is craziness. I need advice and I need it FAST because if I get this haircut, it's gonna be next Friday.
And I need a colour as well.. So if you could help me with a good bob colour that would be swell.. I was gonna go for a sweet lil Jane Tyrell black thing like I saw on my birthday la la la.. She's basically my hero so that would be mad even though it looks like a wig.. I think it's a wig lol. She looked so cute then with her clothes and her hair and her voice.. GAHH I LOVE HER. Then again, black bobs are.. Well, I know 3 people with them. One of them is Miss T, so I don't know her personally.. So I don't wanna cramp the style. I was thinking of going for a really rich, dark red-brown do. That would be G-R-E-ATE.
That's my week in a mis-matched jumble of nothingness. I don't know if even I will be able to understand it, it took me an hour to write fuck fuck fuck.
Love you guysus, especially you.
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