Since it is obviously an unanimous agreement that girls should only be wearing Agent Provocateur this Valentines Day, or go without having a bed mate at all, I decided to head on over to their website and check out the gear.
Keep. It. Simple.
Yeah, you don't have to buy the last pair. But I'm into the nipple pasties, aint gonna say no. They are damn fine and no one is going to tell me I can't wear an open cup bra. Except God and gravity.
Uhh.. Some bathy stuff that is actually really, really nice looking and stuff.. Kinda want that perfume so if anyone has smelt it and says it is nice, then I will buy it fo sheezy.
This tittilating stuff (the last pic) is also quite intriguing.. You get a lip plumper and a nipple refresher. Pretty pumped yeah?
I guess.. For those of you who wish to defy me and the laws of more is less, I bring to the table the suggestion that we meet half way. You say wtf. I say accesorize!!
I am going apeshit over those cuffs might I add. If I had known about these a week and a half ago, I definitely wouldn't have wasted $35 on chrome extension cuffs. Disgusting pieces of crap. So anyway, these are just a few of my suggestions.. Simple means you feel comfortable. And when you feel comfortable you get all happy and shit. And we all know what happens on Valentines Day when people feel happy and are wearing pretty undies and nipple pasties.
"MySpace Tom?"
"Yep."
"I'd do terrible things to that man."
"Terrible dirty things? Or terrible things that could land you in jail?"
"Terrible dirty things. All sexual and the like."
"Same."
Does everyone want to do Tom? Or is it just us.
Agent Provocateur online. GO TO!! And don't forget to lol at Helena Christensen modelling their Pirates collection either. I hate that bitch so much.
2 comments:
i wear eau emotionelle because it is lighter and im an emo and it still makes the boys hard
Yeah I kinda liked the look of that better, but who's to know right? Signature perfumes are generally pretty safe.
Well, I'm in it for the boys, so..
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