I'm so turned on, I just want to text the fuck out of that girl.

I seriously just can't do Courtney Awesome justice. BUT. Today has been heaps heaps better. Talking to people, being offered jobs, getting sweet hand me downs, smoking half a pack..


Oh, and jokes on me. I signed up for Taken Out dating service because I'm a fuck face and got 3 "flirts" in like, half a second. And my profile is still pending approval. What idiots.

Still got my hopes up for the nice guy down the road.. But meh. Trying is for PEOPLE MADE OF STEEEEEEEEEEL!! Never! Get! HURT!