Eww. Eww eww eww eww eww.

That's all I can say for the genre that is internet fan fiction.

1. You are NOT Audrey Kitching's BFF.
2. You are NOT dating Brendon Urie. And if you were, this would DEFINATELY mean you are not Audrey Kitching's BFF.
3. You did NOT fly into LA and have the paparazzi take photos of you while you were walking to your hotel room.
4. When you got to your hotel room (oh, sorry, pent house) you did NOT have a big bunch of red roses and a love note from Brendon Urie, OR a baby blue teddy bear with P!@TD stitched into its tummy.
5. I'm pretty sure at this stage I am gonna vomit.
6. You don't have V.I.P tickets to Warped tour, actually you probably don't even have normal tickets!!
7. I refuse to believe that when you and your imaginary friend who comes with you on this imaginary journey say "LET'S GOOOO" at the same time, Audrey Kitching giggles and say "oh, I swear you two are twins HAHA"

Please don't put her to shame.. I love her too much.

Also, check this chick out.. She is queen of quizzes and .gif images, her spelling is absolutely atrocious.. She has fucking BEBO.. Actually, she pretty much just represents everything I hate.

So, that is my current peevance, if peevance is a word. I AM PEEVED AT STUPID PEOPLE MAKING UP SHITTY STORIES AND TRASHING AUDREY'S NAME.. And I am way sick of Bebo and what it's doing to our youth.










Poor old Audrey bearly holds up as it is without all you badass wannabeees buzzin around.. (yes, I know this photo is old don't fucking tell me)