I feel like a gay guy dressed in girl's clothing.

Comfortable, but not totally feminine.
I haven't been loved in a while.
But hey.. At least I don't get love like this girl..Oh yes, Miley Cyrus.. You've done it again, you've skanked it up for the world to see. And aren't Disney and Billy Ray going to be thrilled with this.

Anyone who knows me well will know how I feel about this girl. And her TV show (or, Hannah Montana's..) and her music. And her dating one of the Jonas brothers. And the whole kit and caboodle that it Miley Cyrus.

Celebrities in general just piss me off. They really do. I mean, I was just getting my "celebrityFIX" (thankyou, ninemsn..) and they had pictures of Katherine Heigl "binge eating"- that is, snacking on a cupcake. Now, you would think that proof of this "binge eating" would be provided in a series of photographs showing cupcake after cupcake after cupcake, followed by maybe a caterer's truck backing up to her driveway or something.. But no. She was just chomping down on this one cupcake.. I suppose that's alot to eat for such a skinny girl, though. FYI-Corey DeLaney-Worthington is going to be an intruder on BB08!! How exciting!! What a shame I won't get to watch it due to the fact that I dropped our box.

Celebrities. Are. boring.

I found some gorgeous shoes whilst trawling through softxcore Miley Cyrus porn.. But I forget where I left them =( I'll keep trying.

My good friend Courtney Awesome is going to be a music reviewer.. I think that'll be the most fun I've ever had. Even reading the CMNT that got her the job made me giggle, so reading her review when it comes better make me snort lol. Ahh.. Lol. She doesn't know what she's gonna do yet (that I know of) and I don't know either!! But I can't wait.

There are alot of red lines coming up in this blog.. I'm pretty massive on grammar so it's really annoying me.. But hey. What the hell. It's only because I don't speak English.

I still can't find those shoes. Totes bummed.

I'm listening to a meditation tape..................So far it's been going for like, an hour. And it's the chick talking.. So.. The introduction. And she keeps telling jokes, so it's not very relaxing. It just makes me giggle. Kinda like when my mum was doing her massage course when I was like, 5.. And I kept laughing because it tickled. It's supposed to be nice but I'm just immature and not ready for this sort of thing.

OMG. It finished. After the introduction.. it just.. finished.

How lame.

This blog is going nowhere, and I have nothing to say. Dead and buried.

RAHH<<