Are the entire Cyrus family INSANE?

Sorry, Billy Ray fans.. But who raises children like this?
Miley Cyrus' name is actually Destiny Hope Cyrus, but she changed it to Miley, because when she was a child, she was always so SMILEY. (For those of you who are a little slow.. SMILEY MILEY.) THIS. GIRL. IS. AN. IDIOT.
I'm also in love with Trace Cyrus' little country band, Metro Station. Ahh.. Emo electro pop. Trace, the drugged up Brother and Son.. And his band mates, Bearded One, Band Geek and Wannabee Trace the Second. (Also known as Trace Cyrus, Mason Musso, Blake Healy and Anthony Improgo? Hmm.. Improgo.) ANYWAY.. Here's a taste of what you're missing out on:



Aaaaand a few of their lyrics..(I suggest you download or buy or whatever this song.. It's FUNNY. I have it on my MySpace. I BAHA'd.

"Let's drop!
Come on!

I'll take you home if you don't leave me at the front door..
Your body's cold, but girl, we're getting so warm..
And I was thinking of ways that I could get inside..

Tonight you're falling in love
Let me go now
This feeling's tearing me up
Here we go now..

Now if she does it like this,
Will you do it like that?
Now if she touches like this,
Will you touch her like that?
Now if she moves like this,
Will you move her like that?
Shake, shake, shake, shake, shake it!!

Shake, shake, shake, shake, shake it!! (x4)

Your lips tremble but your eyes are in the straight stare..
We're on the bed but your clothes are laying right there..
And I was thinking of places that I could hide..

Tonight you're falling in love
Let me go now
This feeling's tearing me up
Here we go now..

(Chorus)

I saw you dancing and I couldn't get you off my mind..
I could tell that you could tell that I was taking my time..
But I was thinking of ways to get you to stay tonight..
Bodies shaking, tell me off so I can turn off the lights.

(chorus)

Shake, shake, shake, shake, shake it (x4)

Lyrical GENIUS right there. Highlights for me include the whole second verse, and in the third, "I could tell that you could tell that I was taking my time." Perfection in it's purest form. A few of their other titles include "Now That We're Done" (That's CLASSIC) "True To Me" and "Seventeen Forever".. The song with the most plays on MySpace. In "Seventeen Forever" there's a line saying "you're wise beyond your years, but I don't care.." which pretty much to me translates (DON'T CORRECT ME I DON'T WANT TO KNOW LET ME HAVE MY FUN) "You've been around the block a few times, but I want a root and you're easy so I'm not too fussed about the diseases you carry." I love them and their subtlety.

I also want to say.. Limewire. I wish I had it.









Trace Cyrus, Braison Cyrus, Miley Cyrus, Noah Cyrus (girl) and the whole gang are just totally whack. And NOT in a good way. But I'd still ask for their autograph =)